Today was the day we left for Honduras. I gotta say I'm feeling a little better about this trip now that I know what's coming. Also you'll have to exuse my typing as I'm typing on a foreign keyboard. Anywho last night I tried to pull and all nighter so that I could sleep on the planes today because we had to ride three of them. I fell asleep ten minutes before I had to get up... Michalkiewicz you're weak come on! So I get up take a shower and finish packing, or so I thought. We left in the wee hours of th e morning, like the rooster wasn't even up yet, and headed for O'Hare. At O'Hare we checked in and I got my sunscreen taken away because it was in a gallon bag and not a quart or something because it might be a bomb. Personally, I don't think the bomb would care whether its in a gallon bag or a quart bag but ok. We got some breakfast at McDonald's and I am happy to report there was no half asleep employee there this time. I doubt she works there anymore. So we waited for, time until our flight took us to Cinncinatti. Our plane, was one of the most dinky, sad, pathetic things I've ever seen. It had three seats per row... not per side of row, per row. We got on the plane and I conked out before liftoff. I woke up just before landing thinking we were taking off. I'm slow.
So in Cinncinatti, we sat for two hours doing jacksquat. My mom did sudoku puzzles and I played my ipod in chess (I beat it!). We got some food because our next stop was Miami and I do not have fond memories of the food of that place. We took off and I was one with the Sleep. We touched down in Miami and found ourselves in a different airport, last year we went to Fort Lauterdale or something along 'dem lines and this year we were in the Miami airport. At the airport I checked for the price of earbuds because mine broke, 9.99!!!!!! And those were for the specialized M&M earbuds that I was thinking about getting but the standard ones were almost 20 bucks! To give you a picture, you can get the same ones at Wally World for 5 bucks, their Unbeatable Prices may help with that but still! So I passed on that, and moved on. We saw a dog in the airport as well as a cageless bird. There was a security guard with a sagway (I don't know how to spell that). We waited there for a little bit then got on the plane to San Pedro. It got very dark by the time we got there. We touched down and met up with Luis, the awesome guy who owns the B&B we went to last year. Now, I'm going to have to direct the following conversation to my dear cousin Jenny because she'll understand.
Hey, Jennifer so lemme tell you some stuff here. Yes a boy did come to take my bags this year and yes I gave them to him and you know what I did? Because I told him no and he took them anyway? I bent over (I'm moderately tall) and said right in his face "Thank you" and smiled as I got in the van. Ain't no kid gettin my money. So I thought I should tell you that. Yes it's very humid. Also, the people here still drive like animals but no they didn't use their horn nearly as much as they did last year. Umm, oh yeah! I found out that the chicken taco guy two blocks from Luis is closed on Sunday so that was a bummer. Oh and yeah I saw Texaco, Popeyes, Pizza Hut, and all the american places we did last year.
Ok readers, sorry about that but I knew Jenny was dying to hear about the little kid at the airport. Oh and by the way... McDonald's is a two story building. Yes two stories of Mickey D's. Let's see so after that we came to the B&B and, ooohh yeah Jenny they fixed the road infront of Luis'. So everything is hunky dori correct? NO! I found out that I forgot my camera, so Jenny I bought another memory card for nothing, I didn't bring a book, no DVD player, and I forgot my brain. Hopefully I was just kidding about that last one. Anyway thus sums up day one of Trip Honduras.
Riddle of the Day: To get into an exclusive club you need to know the password. You decide to listen from around the corner to hear what people say. After a while a man walks up to the door and knocks. A voice behind the door says "twelve" and the man says "six" and gains admittance. A short time later another man walks up and knocks on the door. The voice behind the door says "six" and the man says "three" and is let in. You, thinking you know the password walk up to the door and knock. The voice behind the door says "four" and you say "two" but are not let in. Why and what's the trick to the passwords?
Answer to Previous Riddle: Time
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